He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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