giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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