dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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