how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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