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There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.

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What a good friend

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(301): There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out. (240): What a good friend http://tfl.nu/qs4m

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Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?

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(214): Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college? http://tfl.nu/yctk

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.

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(334): I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life. http://tfl.nu/qbrz

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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.

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(319): he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me. http://tfl.nu/lhdj

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more

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(919): Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more http://tfl.nu/wtn6

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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?

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(434): because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july? http://tfl.nu/9gcl

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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.

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(330): Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you. http://tfl.nu/fmxs

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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.

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(803): For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early. http://tfl.nu/j6ta

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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.

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(813): We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing. http://tfl.nu/09y7

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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE

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(575): I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE http://tfl.nu/fcs3

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(434): View more from Virginia

Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...

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I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade

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(434): Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit... (434): I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade http://tfl.nu/qzwf

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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.

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(984): i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight. http://tfl.nu/cncx

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(404): View more from Georgia

If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.

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(404): If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you. http://tfl.nu/1sgs

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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.

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(250): Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys. http://tfl.nu/97m7

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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.

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(615): You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother. http://tfl.nu/zr7r

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