How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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