So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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