i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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