But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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