Sry I called you an 8
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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