My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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