No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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