Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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