I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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