You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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