Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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