well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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