I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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