Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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