In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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