what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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