I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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