i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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