Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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