Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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