Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i just had sex bonerless
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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