problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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