I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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