We tried having a conversation with our noses.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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