It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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