Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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