He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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