used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Barsexuality is the new black.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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