How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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