My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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