i will never coherently bang her
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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