Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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