Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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