The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
no you cant smoke seaweed
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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