Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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