Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize