I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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