OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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