we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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