Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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