I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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