stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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