We won't sleep together?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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