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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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