I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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