He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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