ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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